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Beauty Parlor Rocks \m/

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was
taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death
experience.

Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?”

God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.” Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck.

She even changed her hair color Finally she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the road on her way home,

she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked, “You said I had another 34 years to live.

Why didn’t you save me from the truck?” (You’ll love this) 😀
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God replied: “I couldn’t recognize you! 🙂

On same platform

Meeting between Chaplin and Einstein:

Albert Einstein said –“What I admire most about your art , is its universality. You do not say a word, and yet … the world understands you”.


Chaplin It’s true replica “But your fame is even greater… the world admires you, when nobody understands you.”

Hand full

Once a baby Girl went to a shop with her mother. The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed her a bottle with sweets…


And said, “Dear Child, you can take the sweets”.
But the child didn’t take. The shopkeeper was surprised Such a small child she is and why is she not taking the sweets from the bottle.
Again he said take the sweets. Now the mother also heard that and said, “Take the sweets dear”.
Yet she didn’t take it. The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets. He himself took the sweets and gave to the child. The child was happy to get two hands full of sweets. While returning home the Mother asked the child Why didn’t you take the sweets, when the shop keeper told you to take..?
Can you guess the response:
Child replies Mom! My hands are very small and if I take the sweets I can only take few.. But now you see when uncle gave with his big hands, How many more sweets I got! 😀

MORAL LESSON:
When we take we may get little but when Our Father in Heaven gives He gives us more beyond our expectations more than what we can think of Because His blessings are more better than we can even imagine 🙂 
Always ask God what you want and wait for the Lord to give you more!!

illustrated thought

Thought Questions 10

I don’t think crying is a sign of weakness. I think it is being able to express yourself. i cry when i am sad, angry, or hurt. i cry when loved ones are hurt. i cry when i am begging or pleading before God. It is a form of release!!!

Crying is a sign of self-expression of what he/she wanted.

Other than that crying cleanses your eyeballs from dirt! LMAO!! 🙂 😀

I am more concerned about people who don’t cry than about those who do..

How about youDo you consider crying a sign of weakness?