Q- You know why women love shoes ?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.
Q- Why can’t Women Drive well?
Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Q- Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers!!)
Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere!
Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day… 😉 🙂 🙂
Aksar sapno ki neev par
Umeedo ke pul bana leta hun
Ankhe band karta hun
Aur tuzhe paa leta hun (♥)
Bus aisa hi hun.
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”
And then she went back to reading her book…
Image by an Iraqi artist taken in an orphanage.
This little girl has never seen her mother, so she drew her mum on the ground and fell asleep with her.
RESPECT AND HONOR YOUR MOTHERS…. ♥♥♥
This image was taken during the Chinese Merchants Association Parade in Washington DC. Ayoung boy stepped into the street in front of a dancing dragon, and a tall policeman cautioned him… to step back for his safety. The young boy has the faceof pure innocence, with his head slightly turned to the side, curiously looking up at the policeman in wonder.
Photographed by William Beall
“we need to be together like the shore and the sea”