Womanism

 Q- You know why women love shoes ?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.

Q- Why can’t Women Drive well?
Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
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Q- Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers!!)

Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere!

Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day…  😉 🙂 🙂

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Gone Bye

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.

All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crowd,
he smiled and said,

“When u can’t laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again”
‘Learn to move on’…

Cheers 🙂