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Beauty Parlor Rocks \m/

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was
taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death
experience.

Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?”

God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.” Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck.

She even changed her hair color Finally she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the road on her way home,

she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked, “You said I had another 34 years to live.

Why didn’t you save me from the truck?” (You’ll love this) 😀
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God replied: “I couldn’t recognize you! 🙂

Once in a century date

Wednesday, is one of those magical dates that we’re not going to see again for a while.

Yes, that day is — Say it with us: 12/12/12!

12/12/12 is also the last of the repeating dates until January 1, 2101.

December, 12, 2012 will be the last date of its kind – when all three numerical in a date are the same – for the next 88 years.

The next time this will happen is on January 1, 2101, or 01-01-01.

All three similar numerical dates like 12-12-12 will come after 88 years

According to a survey, approximately 7,500 brides will tie the knot on December 12, 2012.

What i think Just make sure you are marrying for the right reasons and that you honor the vows you are making. The date itself means very little in comparison.

Anyways  I’m going to bring donuts to work tomorrow. 12-12-12 is as good a day to celebrate, and have donuts…..as you can get. 🙂

Utterly loved

i have no idea how it feels to be utterly loved.
i am the place a person falls.
to when life gets hard.
i am the shoulder, the keeper of secrets, 
the kindness through their pain.
i am the wisdom,the knowledge the prophet when everything goes wrong.
i have no idea how it feels to be utterly loved.

Gone Bye

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.

All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again, when there was no laughter in the crowd,
he smiled and said,

“When u can’t laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again”
‘Learn to move on’…
Cheers 🙂

In the same Attire

Wu Conghan, 101 years old, and his 103-year-old wife pose for photos while wearing wedding clothes at their home in a village of Nanchong

Wu Conghan, 101 years old, and his 103-year-old wife pose for photos while wearing wedding clothes at their home in a village of Nanchong, Sichuan province, November 5, 2012. The couple had their first photo taken in wedding suit and dress after being married for 88 years.

(The Notebook)

"That's what we do, we fight! You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass
which you are 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings.
You have like a 2 second rebound rate and you're back doing the next pain in the ass thing. So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be 
really hard and we're gonna have to work at this everyday. But I 
wanna do that because I want you, I want all of you, forever, you andme,everyday."

Noah